Who is this (possibly imaginary) person who hops up of a morning and immediately grabs a tablet, hones in on a phone, or leaps toward a laptop, all wiggly with anticipation to read what DataTater has to say?
I’m pretty sure you have a mug of coffee in a death grip, with something written on it, possibly either Hello Kitty or Sons Of Anarchy. You’re wearing broken-down slippers that wouldn’t look out of place at the bottom of a river.
You have enough education so you know that there’s a lot you don’t know. You’re well-read, but not pedantic; opinionated, but not dictatorial; kind, but not mushy.
You’re reading this blog because you want to hear about the great book I just finished, because you know that I read the same kind of Scottish gangster books that you do. Or you want to hear about the weirdly charming movie I’m halfway through on Netflix, or the latest escapades of The Cat.
You’re reading this blog because you’re hoping for a laugh. And I REALLY hope I’ll be able to provide one or two.