“Open your nearest book to page 82. Take the third full sentence on the page, and work it into a post somehow.”
Oh gosh. Nearest book turns out to be Java In a Nutshell: “Dynamic method lookup ensures that the correct method is invoked for an object…” … no. No no no.
Can I cheat and pick a different book? Rats, the NEXT closest one is Learning the Korn Shell – shouldn’t be trying this prompt at work, I guess. There is no way to make that fun or interesting or blog-worthy. Is there?
[pauses to think really hard, squinting eyes AND nose with the effort]
No, there is not.