Yes, I am an ungrateful bitch. On Monday, I’m leaving for a 5-day Caribbean cruise with my husband and his parents (who are paying for the whole thing) and I DO NOT WANT TO GO. I’m being a whiny baby about it, nothing is going to be fun, it’s all going to be horrible, it will be loud and crowded and noisy and there will be horrible people and their even more horrible children all over the place and the room will be small and everything will be damp and smell funny and I will eat too much (although that one will be my own fault) and it will either be too cold or I will get sunburnt and and and I just do NOT WANT TO GO.
Phew. That felt pretty good.
The cruise will suck, that’s how I feel – I cannot help this feeling
Loud and crowd and overeat – Bed too close to the ceiling
(And THAT is why I don’t write poetry)
Possibly the worst part is, we have made a conscious decision to NOT buy the wi-fi package so JUST as I am getting addicted to this blogging thing, and reading everything that so many fantastically talented people are writing, I will have to go FIVE WHOLE DAYS without it and them. Aauugghh, I’ll be SO far behind in my assignments!!! And I’ll have SO much reading to catch up on!!!
At least we’ll all have fun writing and reading about the misadventures of “DataTater At Sea” when I return.