I just received this invitation FROM OPRAH, to a free 7-day meditation experience to Unleash My Inner Goddess.
I’ve always been of the opinion that my inner goddess was something of a snarky bitch, and that unleashing her would be a terrible horrible very bad mistake. LEASHED she is pretty scary.
But am I going to argue with OPRAH? That’s one massively awesome woman right there. If she is giving me permission to unleash that unholy hobgoblin, I’m going to take it. Have you ever listened to her voice? Regardless of what she is saying… that voice alone could sell veal to vegans or Brylcreem to Carrot Top.
Come along with me as we get in touch with our inner whatevers. It’s free. What do you have to lose?