I’m suppose I agree that a bug,
Could be pretty darned snug in a rug.
And a Lord might be found full of booze.
But a whip that seems smarter
Is just a non-starter,
Regardless the test that you use.
A spoon can be runcible, silver or wood;
To convince me it’s mad, you’d have to be good.
But of all the analogies thought of and said
The one that, for me, keeps me banging my head?
Even on the best suit
Buttons just ARE NOT CUTE!!!!
And with that, I’m off to my bed.