Based On A True Story – CVS Will Limit Teens To Buying One Shot Of Boozy Laxative At A Time

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Ripped from the Headlines!.”

Ripped from the headlines at The Consumerist, this frightens and confuses me about today’s youth. They are drinking enemas for their kicks? And STORE BRAND enemas at that? How low do you have to sink?

<old codger mode> In my day, we gave the town drunk 1/6 of whatever we could get him to buy us. PBR that’s what he bought, so that’s what we drank. Not enemas! Gol durned kids!</old codger mode>

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Featured image credit: consumermediallc

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