Wednesdays, Am I Right???

I said both of these things today – and meant them:  “Shit, it’s already Wednesday!”   and    “Shit, it’s only Wednesday!”

When do I think Wednesday should BE? I’m not ready for it AND I thought it was over.

It’s kind of like Easter, about which people are always saying “oh, it’s late this year” or “my, it’s come early this year”.  There’s no normal for either of these things.